"Why do you play basketball?"
    "Actually, my goal is to become a coach, but I don't seem to have the talent to be a coach, so I can only choose to play in the NBA."
    "Some say you're a soft inside player, only able to shoot from the outside."
    "Which loser said that? He sounds like a fat guy. Tell him, without me, he'll never win a championship."
    "Why did you skip college and go straight to the NBA?"
    "If any American university had offered me a full basketball scholarship, I wouldn't have become the greatest shooter so quickly."
    …
    The introduction is weak, so that's it. A basketball story starting in the mid-1990s.