“Theoretically, time travel is entirely feasible!” As long as you're lucky enough… “What? A thousand-year-old tiger demon? Eat my sliding tackle!” Sliding tackle is short for the ‘Hungry Tiger Feasting Technique’… “A Cyclops? Watch my sideways invisibility technique!” As long as you can find a visual blind spot, invisibility is entirely feasible! “Theoretically, shadows have weight, but the weight of a shadow is extremely low and can be ignored. But if I can run at an extremely fast speed, causing the shadow to rub violently against the ground, then I can generate flames—Shadow Fire Technique!” In reality, attaching a string of firecrackers to your butt would achieve a similar effect… ... Ignoring logic and only talking about theory is being a scoundrel. But as a veteran nitpicker, a steel-straight man, a language...