Meanwhile, Dominic, who had slipped out of the dungeon with Blue Lagoon, tilted his head in confusion.
Today, he had secretly infiltrated a guild called Blue Lagoon to feast on A-grade delicacies.
They were all humans brimming with mana, and it was common enough for Hunters who entered dungeons to never return.
*I suppose you could call them the perfect humans to devour.*
So he had successfully twisted the Blue Lagoon team members’ perception and infiltrated the dungeon, but…….
He had run into something enormous out of nowhere, forcing him to change his plans.
“Vailrak?”
Why was Vailrak in such an ugly hamster form, serving as a subordinate of that ugly teddy bear doll?
As he puzzled over it, mulling over those ugly faces.
“No, how could you just come out like this! Are you going to keep being so uncooperative?”
The movie director, who had been anxiously waiting for the raid, approached in a fit of anger. His face was flushed red like an octopus, looking truly furious.
“You should know better than anyone, so why are you talking like this?”
But Blue Lagoon was just as angry.
“Huh? What do you mean……. Didn’t we promise to give you whatever you asked for?”
“Ha—seems like there was a communication breakdown on your end. Call your superior and ask Hyeonak about the rest.”
Kim Inhan waved his hand in irritation and looked down at the Yoplait in his hand. The sight of the Yoplait made his blood boil again; he cursed and threw it behind him.
“Yop!”
Dominic lightly caught the Yoplait and peeled off the lid.
Whether due to the overwhelming pressure of Vailrak’s power weighing down on them, the guild members had collapsed to the floor and were trembling uncontrollably, and Kim Inhan, standing beside them, held his phone and was moving his fingers nonstop.
*What is he doing?*
Dominic licked the Yoplait off the lid and peeked at the post he was typing.
*
Blah blah
[Title: Public Exposure) I never knew the reason Jjapsso went to Hyeonak was because of his personality]
This is what happened today, just now. I’ll write as objectively as possible.
A month ago, we won the bid for the Thunder Zone dungeon in Gwangmyeong.
(Dungeon ownership certificate photo)
Our guild doesn’t have a large pool of members like a major corporation, so it took some time to coordinate schedules. However, since the dungeon’s location overlapped with the Zombie City 2 filming site, we hurriedly gathered personnel and set out to raid it at the movie company’s request.
But when we entered the dungeon, the field was already nearly cleared. We couldn’t see a trace of any monsters.
Just as I was thinking it strange, that trendy Hunter commonly called Jjapsso suddenly appeared.
Unable to understand why he appeared in another guild’s dungeon, I asked him, and his words were a sight to behold.
He said he would clear the dungeon of no-names like us. He said exactly this.
And then he offered us a Yoplait, telling us to eat this and get lost.
I was so angry my hands trembled.
It was humiliating. But how much power do we have compared to a massive guild like Hyeonak?
There was nothing we could do.
We protested, but he wouldn’t listen and even pressured us with force. One of our guild members was injured with a four-week recovery time due to Hunter Jjapsso’s pressure, and we had no choice but to give up our spot.
We aren’t a major corporation that gets dungeons allocated first; we’re a weak, small guild that has to pound the pavement to win a bid.
Until today, we have never had any trouble with Hyeonak. It’s not that we’re on their level; Hyeonak doesn’t even know our guild exists.
For a major corporation to snatch away such a guild’s dungeon.
[Comments]
- I thought things were quiet these days, but here come the Hyeonak’d victims again lol. A broken gourd can’t be put back together, you know?
- Hyeonak bros, come out and explain. Is it okay to do this just because you’re strong?
- A Hyeonak’d guild after a long time? But according to this post, the production team went in alone, right? Did you hand over the dungeon because you were scared of the production team?
For real, lost all his pride.
Changing the subject, no.
The Hyeonak guild members probably followed in later. That’s not the point.
- Blue Lagoon Guild Master, I heard from an insider—is it true that Blue Lagoon did a preemptive claim on the dungeon?
- Yes~ I heard you loud and clear, Blue Lagoon Guild Master Gim Inhan who did the preemptive claim.
- SquatLagoon lololololol
- What, why did the comment section suddenly change?
A summary post about Blue Lagoon’s preemptive claim just went up lolol
[Title: Summary of Blue Lagoon’s Dungeon Snatching Incident]
Blue Lagoon bids on the dungeon that appeared at the Zombie City 2 set -> finds out it’s the Zombie City 2 filming site and immediately does a preemptive claim
The movie company wanted a smooth negotiation and tried to reasonably discuss the price
But Blue Lagoon suddenly demanded 4 times the price right before the deal, delaying negotiations (recording available)
The movie company surrendered and promised to pay 4x
Blue Lagoon went off cheerfully to raid the dungeon and met Jjapsso
Jjapsso: (offering Yoplait) Your dungeon’s mine, kay?
Blue Lagoon: Y-yes, *sob sob*ㅠ
Blue Lagoon, mood ruined after chowing down the Yoplait, tried to publicize it and wage a public opinion war on the community and failed << We are here
[Comments]
- 4x is insane. Greed should have limits.
- F*ck lololol Yoplait lololol The #1 guild even mocks differently.
- Hyeonak: (offering Yoplait) Now, who’s the real villain? lolol Villain-catching villains are kinda awesome lolololol
- 4x is definitely a thief’s mentality, but I’d have been pissed too by the Yoplait lolol. Aren’t you gonna start a guild war? lolol
- If a guild war started and On Jurim offered you a Yoplait telling you to eat this and get lost, would you accept it?
Of course I’d accept it while bowing~~!
Jurim, hyung likes strawberry Yoplait.
What if he gives peach?
Peach is crossing the line…
Anyway, from that day on, I’m gonna like peach flavor.
[Title: If you ran because you were scared of the production team, how pathetic is Blue Lagoon?]
What? Four-week recovery time? lolololol Let’s re-evaluate the guild.
[Comments]
- Four-week recovery time my ass lolol I saw all the movie company staff getting kicked out of the dungeon and peacefully getting massages.
- That bastard either belongs to the production team or his mana has surpassed S-rank. Do you think we left for no reason?
Mr. Gim Inhan, you can’t do this here. Go take your medicine.
Ah, so frustrating, dammit.
Guild Master, let me ask one thing. Did you get the Yoplait?
You crazy bastard.
Was it delicious?
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[Title: The reason Jjapsso snatched Blue Lagoon’s dungeon]
(A photo of Geuru and Uju taken at the filming set)
The Hyeonak Princess came to visit her friend at the filming set, and Jjapsso came to escort her
The great Geuru who even makes a reclusive shut-in go outside
[Comments]
- If it’s Princess Geuru, getting Hyeonak’d is completely justified.
- So why are you sh*tting on the path the Hyeonak Princess walks?
- I didn’t say a word about today’s incident, but seeing this, Blue Lagoon was clearly in the wrong.
*
Hyeonak’s PR team began to bustle.
“Wha, what? ......What’s this?”
“Team Leader!! Please take a look at this for a moment.”
An employee who was monitoring sent a link through the company messenger.
“Why, what happened?”
Team Leader Hwang Yumin asked, checking the messenger contents on the tablet she was holding.
“What!! Againnnnn? It was quiet for a while, why now!!”
Team Leader Hwang Yumin shrieked after seeing a community post slandering Hyeonak.
“Does anyone know Jjapsso’s recent whereabouts?”
However, no one answered Hwang Yumin’s question.
Everyone just stood there blankly, staring at each other’s faces.
“No one? Does anyone know if he’s come to work, if he’s even in the company?”
“Um...... I think the Guild Master would know about Jjapsso? Hunters Sin Nayeon and Gi Dan are both out on external assignments, so there’s no one to check.”
“Is Jjapsso a unicorn? A fantasy character?”
No one could answer the team leader’s roar.
That was how secret Jjapsso’s identity was, even within Hyeonak.
“I’ll go to the Guild Master’s office for now. Prepare two statements—one for if the community post is true, and one for if it isn’t!”
After giving orders, the team leader immediately headed to the Guild Master’s office.
Knock knock!
“This is Team Leader Hwang Yumin, Guild Master.”
“Come in.”
Team Leader Hwang Yumin, upon visiting the Guild Master’s office, immediately began reporting to On Jurim.
Hwang Yumin fidgeted restlessly as she saw On Jurim’s brow furrow deeper the more he looked at the tablet she brought.
“I’ll look into it and contact you. PR team, just prepare for the aftermath.”
“Yes, we’ll prepare while keeping a close eye on it.”
“Thank you for your hard work.”
As soon as Team Leader Hwang Yumin left, On Jurim picked up his phone and made a call.
But perhaps the other party didn’t answer; he lowered the phone from his ear and quickly sent a text.
On Geuru, where are you?