[Uwa: Anyway, my name is Jiua, and I run a small hotel business.]
[Chiyo: Oh...? A business?]
[Naeun: Wow~]
Seoyoon, in particular, flinched at the name, saying it sounded like a character name she had heard somewhere before.
[Dohee: Hotel manager? Jiji manager? Puhahahaha!]
[Seoyoon: Vain...?]
─Ah, seriously, what’s gotten into Lee Dohee today? LOL
─Vayne LOL
─Kim Seoyoon, stop playing games LOL
─Seoyoon’s a pure-blooded top laner, after all LOL A hater of top Vayne
Meanwhile, No. 2 was busy trying her hardest to find faults here and there.
No. 2 began firing off questions.
[Chiyo: There’s been a lot of talk about bedbugs lately. Is the hygiene okay?]
[Uwa: It’s very clean. I even share my room with a friend normally. We’re both quite satisfied.]
[Chiyo: ... (flinches)]
Anyway, all that remained for Woman No. 3 was to receive her scores.
[Uwa: Anyway, if you come to our hotel, we can welcome you for free anytime. So please give me your scores.]
The members began their evaluations in their own ways.
[Dohee: I made an acrostic poem with “Uwa.”]
[Us]
[Are a beautiful skylark—10 points♡]
[Dohee: I have a feeling you’re going to become my skylark.]
[Uwa: Ah...! (embarrassed)]
No. 1 and No. 3 were exchanging affection, throwing finger hearts at each other with unusual enthusiasm.
─Right LOL This was a dating show, wasn’t it? LOL
─Ah, seriously, why does it never feel normal when these girls fool around like this? LOL
─I really can’t get used to Dohee acting like that LOL
As if burning with rivalry toward No. 1, No. 2 Chiyo also made a big heart with her arms and continued showering Woman No. 3 with praise.
[Chiyo: Seeing how you play along with jokes so often, you must have an incredibly good personality. 10 points! I’ll give you 10 points!]
And so, just as before, the lowest score.
Came from Woman No. 5. It was Naeun’s evaluation.
[Naeun: One point.]
[Uwa: Why?]
[Naeun: Because you look familiar.]
[Uwa: What does...?]
─Only Naeun gave her one point LOL
─Naeun’s been criticizing everyone today, hasn’t she? As expected of the leader
The reason was revealed in the interview.
[Q.
They were going on about hotels and whatnot... People whose own rooms aren’t even that clean...]
─LOL Hey, Kim Naeun, don’t expose them
─Ah, Naeun is such a hardcore T LOL
* * *
[Chiyo: (can’t see) Please come up, No. 4!]
[Seoyoon: (annoyed) It’s not like there’s that much of a difference between you and me, you know?]
[Chiyo: Oh, I think there’s about a handspan’s difference between us.]
[She is 165 centimeters tall, the shortest among the participants]
─A group where 165 centimeters is the shortest height ㄷㄷ
─LOL They’re all really tall
Kim Seoyoon ignored the members who kept objecting.
She tossed her long hair back and began greeting everyone brightly.
[Seoyoon (21): Yes, hello. (brightly) I’m from very hot USA California.]
Kim Seoyoon’s concept today was.
A hot influencer from California.
─That whole “born in America” thing again since their last self-produced content LOL
─What’s her name this time?
The members quickly played along, as befitted a variety show.
They dramatically put on an extremely heated response.
[Naeun: Wow~ You came from California~?]
[Uwa: Is that where Hollywood is?]
[Seoyoon: That’s right. ME? Hollywood Star~]
[Chiyo: (disappointed) I—I should’ve done that one...!]
[Naeun: So what’s your name?]
Just as they had done earlier during No. 3 Uwa’s turn.
Would they try to infer her name and make snide remarks about it?
Kim Seoyoon answered quickly.
[No. 4 (Seoyoon): I’m Seolleim. Since everyone says they get... well~ excited when they see me, just like my name? Heh.]
Despite the concept, Seoyoon covered her mouth and giggled foolishly, looking quite cute.
[Woman No. 4 instantly became the popular girl who drew everyone’s attention]
Thanks to that, the members’ reactions weren’t entirely bad.
Just then, Dohee, who had been quiet, suddenly raised her hand.
[Dohee: Ms. Laim, may I ask you something?]
[Seoyoon: Go ahead~]
[Dohee: I was wondering if that was perhaps an English name.]
[No. 4 (Ms. Laim): Of course. Call me Laim Seol, okay?]
[Dohee: Ah...]
But instead of supporting that answer, a Dumb and Dumber-style BGM began to play.
[Dohee: That’s fascinating.]
[Ms. Laim: What is?]
The camera captured a close-up of Dohee as she trailed off.
[Dohee: You know.]
[Ms. Laim: What?]
[Dohee: “Lame” means pathetic in English... Ah, are you perhaps saying you’re pathetic?]
Against the backdrop of the members’ and production crew’s laughter.
Seoyoon’s face was dramatically zoomed in on.
[Dohee: Or it can mean a loser or a hick...]
─Ah, I was wondering why Lee Dohee was being so quiet during Seoyoon’s turn LOL
─Laim means that in English? LOL
─Dohee’s teasing is precious...
─Pathetic Kim Seoyoon LOL
[Dohee: You know, there’s also the term “lame duck.”]
[No. 4 (Ms. Laim, Pathetic, Kim Seoyoon): ......]
And over that scene, an interview voice was inserted.
[Q.
No. 1: I kind of liked Woman No. 4. She’s older than me, but how should I put it? She’s cute.
No. 5: No. 4 seems especially like an adorable younger sister.]
─Ah, Lee Dohee’s Rahee energy is really at its peak today LOL I laughed so hard
─Ms. Laim, my ass LOL
─As expected, Lee Dohee is Kim Seoyoon’s natural counter LOL
─As expected of best friends LOL
Taken by Woman No. 4’s cute charm, every participant began asking her questions.
[Chiyo: Oh, the more I look at you, the more you resemble one.]
[Uwa: Have you ever been told you look like a puppy?]
[Dohee: Could you bark once for us?]
[Naeun: No. 4, paw!]
[Seoyoon: ...Woof! (adorable)]
However, the reaction afterward wasn’t exactly favorable.
[Dohee: Come on, what was that...]
[Chiyo: Wofwofwofwofwof! Grrrrr!]
[Dohee: That’s more like it.]
─Are you a Chihuahua? LOL
─As expected of a beagle, our barking dog is going off LOL
─Please, who the hell registered “Chihuahua” in her wiki nickname section?
─Ah, why is this self-produced content more entertaining than their variety show?
Even so, No. 4 seemed to be receiving fairly generous scores, just like everyone before her.
[Dohee: I’ll give you 10 points.]
[Naeun: Why?]
[Dohee: Because I feel kind of bad.]
No. 2 must have thought highly of her indeed, because she wrote a score exceeding the maximum on her sketchbook and held it up.
[Chiyo: I’ll give you 13 points.]
[Seoyoon: Oh my...! (delighted)]
[Dohee: The maximum score is 10 points. Do you still not know that?]
[Seoyoon: Yes, unfortunately... I think you can just give me 10 points.]
But at Dohee’s intervention.
[Chiyo: Ah, then I’ll just... put a dot here...]
Unfortunately, Chiyo revised the sketchbook.
[1.3 points]
* * *
Naeun, the only introvert in Debonair.
Decided to boldly give variety-show antics a try.
[Naeun: I’m an exorcist.]
The members huddled together and began whispering.
[Seoyoon: All sorts of jobs are coming up today.]
[Uwa: Exactly.]
[Dohee: Isn’t this concept a little too much?]
[Uwa: Exactly.]
[Chiyo: Zero points.]
As if they were evaluating Naeun’s variety-show skills.
Still, Naeun had made up her mind today.
[Naeun: Huh? What did you say? Do you want me to show you an exorcism right now?]
─Do you want me to put a talisman on you? LOL
─LOL Ah, seriously, this editor
─I can see Naeun trying so hard, and this old lady is crying ㅠㅠ
[Seoyoon: Wow... She said she was an exorcist, but look how sharp her ears are.]
[Uwa: Exactly.]
[Chiyo: How could I say anything when I’m scared?]
But when Naeun continued speaking even more shamelessly and calmly, Dohee waved her hands frantically.
[Dohee: So, does that make you any money?]
[Naeun: (making a circle with her fingers) This is no joke.]
[Seoyoon: 10 points! 10 points!]
─LOL Why are they all so cute?
But the nonsensical questions evaluating their variety-show skills continued.
[Dohee: What kind of car do you drive?]
[Seoyoon: The southbound train on the rainy Honam Line~?]
[Uwa: Cha Cha Cha, all together?]
[Chiyo: Heave-hooo~]
─Their energy is seriously getting crazier and crazier LOL
─Is this really a girl group? LOL
─Why are all their answers like this? LOL
Naeun gradually began to crumble.
[Naeun: Jasmine tea...?]
[Dohee: Tsk, if you’d said something folksy like barley tea, I would’ve given you a higher score.]
[Seoyoon: Exactly.]
[Chiyo: For real.]
[Uwa: Everyone, I think it would be best to stop now.]
[Q.
No. 5: When we get back to the dorm... there’s no unnie, no leader today.]
─LOL Naeun’s expression is killing me
─Please upload the behind-the-scenes from the dorm that day!!!
─Ah, Naeun’s variety-show skills are at their peak too LOL
[......]
While Uwa tried to stop them from the side.
Naeun sighed and asked them to just give her a score.
[Dohee: (save me) 10 points. As expected, fragrant jasmine tea is better than folksy barley tea.]
─Oh, come on LOL
─She’s changed her tune more than once or twice LOL
But Chiyo had a stubborn streak of her own.
[Chiyo: This time, I’ll give you 14 points! Breaking the maximum score!]
[Seoyoon: I told you the maximum score is 10.]
[Chiyo: Oh, right...!]
─What do you mean, “oh, right”? LOL You did it on purpose again
─The one who keeps acting up until the very end is always the one who gets stuck with the whole punishment, yeah
[Dohee: You’re going to put a dot in there again and give her 1.4 points, aren’t you?]
[Chiyo: In that case... I’ll put a dot right here...]
Naeun had expected something like this by now, so she smiled as brightly as she could and said,
[Naeun: Still, 1.4 points is higher than No. 4’s score, haha. (positive, positive)]
[Seoyoon: Waa~ I’m jealous~ (really!)]
But when Chiyo lifted the sketchbook.
Naeun let out a heartfelt sigh.