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Chapter 105

SAVEN Reality Episode 2 (1)

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Just as fans were sharing their thoughts on the first music-show stage—the styling, set, and the members’ performance—

the preview for Episode 2 that aired immediately afterward was enough to change the subject of the community.

- Holy crap, are the kids going on an MT today?

- Guys, I’m a fan who got into them through this debut song without watching *Jeodol 3*. What do idols do on variety shows? I don’t really watch them, so I have no idea.

└ They usually just go to some hot place or pension and show the kids chatting, but honestly, it’s fine even if they just do pretty things. Their faces are entertaining lol

└ Agreed. They’re fun to watch even when they’re just sitting there, but Episode 1 was insanely fun. They were just hilarious lol

Episode 2 began before long.

As expected, the intro started with the members’ concept photos.

If Episode 1’s intro had shown the buzz surrounding and the title track taking over the charts—a perfect all-kill—

Episode 2’s intro showed the buzz surrounding ’s debut.

It showed the records they were writing anew, as well as ’s debut song taking over the charts.

Just as the fans’ pride was reaching its peak, today’s story began.

[The next mission is an MT!]

[Where would you all like to go?]

[Harang: An amusement park!]

[Seoyun: I want to go to the beach!]

Alongside a caption saying that the members’ opinions had been actively reflected, the members were shown packing their bags.

The dorm was noisy as ever.

Self-produced background music was flowing from Jeon Harang’s mouth.

A famous background track reminiscent of a fashion-show runway.

[Da-dun da-da-dun↗♪♬♩]

Kim Seoyun burst out of the room along with the caption.

A scarf wrapped around her body, a large white wide-brimmed hat on her head, and a yellow dress.

It was a flashy, model-like outfit.

Kim Seoyun struck a model’s pose in the middle of the living room.

[Harang: Please reveal the score!]

Dohee, sitting on the sofa beside her, held up a whiteboard.

[Dohee: Four points.]

[Sera: Then four points for me too!]

[Seoyun: No, why four points?!]

[Dohee: I’m in the mood to give you four points today.]

[Seoyun: That makes no sense.]

- LOL, it’s always these two who get things startedㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- If Dohee feels that way, then that’s how it is. Yep yep

- Seoyun dresses really well. She’s totally the heroine of a romantic comedy

└ For real, she’s a ten in my book... Lee Dohee, step down!

Gwon Hana came out of the room next and began her runway walk to the sound of Jeon Harang’s mouth-made BGM.

Gwon Hana wore a black dress that boldly exposed her shoulders.

[Harang: Aaaah! Unnie~ You’re so pretty~ So sexy!]

[Dohee: There’s no way I can resist this. Nine points!]

[Sera: Then nine points for me too!]

[Hana: As expected of our maknae! —smack! (high five)]

[Seoyun: No, you said I got four points!]

[Dohee: I’m suddenly in the mood to give you nine points.]

[Seoyun: Argh.]

[Chaerin: ...Pack your bags.]

[Ye-eun: That’s right! Lee Dohee, pack your bags!]

[Dohee: ...?]

- Chaerin got drained and passed out on the sofaㅋㅋㅋ

- Wow, I knew Hana had a great figure, but she’s seriously glamorous ㅗㅜㅑ

└ Her chest is surprisingly impressive...

└ But looking at her now, Dohee’s pretty impressive too...

└ Do you really want to say that about a middle-schooler? Sigh

- Gwon Hana. I’m upgrading you to candidate number ten among my brides

└ This guy’s back again

The show captured the members’ small talk as they rode the bus.

[Dohee: Today’s look is~ Simple is the best. A white hoodie. And jeans.]

[Seoyun: (pretending to be pretty) Unlike Dohee, who can’t dress herself! I’m going for a fall-girl beige look~ Hee hee.]

[Dohee: Right. At least you should be good at dressing yourself, unnie.]

[Seoyun: Everyone, look at the way she talks to me!]

- LOL, these two really are sisters

- They look so comfortable with each other. I love itㅋㅋㅋ

- Sisterzㅋㅋㅋ

[Harang: (gazing out the window) Honey... I think I’m feeling autumn.]

[Dohee: But who is that person talking to?]

[Seoyun: No idea.]

[Harang: Because autumn is lonely...]

[Dohee: What is wrong with her? Seriously.]

[Chaerin: Huh? Everyone, this is near the school I used to attend.]

[Ye-eun: Unnie, do you have any friends?]

[Chaerin: ...?]

- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Ye-eun attacking out of nowhere

- Ye-eun is finally funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- Chaerin’s stunned expressionㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Hana: Ah, I slept well. So where are we going?]

[Sera: ...I don’t know. (looking sadly at Dohee in the seat in front)]

[Chaerin: Unnie, we’re going to the beach...]

As soon as they got off the bus, several members ran toward the shore.

A comical BGM began playing.

[Harang: All right, pick someone to go into the water!!!]

[Seoyun: Pick, pick!]

[Hana: Girls, wait for me!]

The camera hurriedly ran after them.

As a result, the footage of the members being chased shook violently up and down.

- LOL, you can feel the action even from here

- You can feel how hard the cameraman is working all the way over here

- LOL, is it just me, or can I hear the cameraman panting?

Meanwhile, one side remained peaceful.

[Chaerin: Ah, the sea is nice.]

[Ye-eun: Exactly...]

A peaceful BGM played along with the sounds of grass and the ocean.

Of course, in one corner of the screen, the desperate struggle between the three members sprinting far away in the distance and the cameraman could be seen in miniature.

- LOL, polar opposites

- Cameramanㅠㅠㅠㅠ

- They look like someone raising three puppiesㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Elsewhere—

A famous Ion Sweat BGM was playing.

Dohee was posing confidently with her face thrust right in front of the camera, while Sera stood beside her, gazing at her cutely.

- Wow... Dohee’s face is always breathtakingㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- She’s seriously so pretty...

- Yes, our maknae is that Ion Sweat girl! That’s right~

[Dohee: Find your blue. I on sweat. Ion Swea... Ah, what am I doing?!]

Naturally, the Ion Sweat BGM was devoured by the comical BGM that came rushing in.

[Seoyun: Our maknae has been chosen!]

[Dohee: Ah, stop it! No!]

[Hana: The first diver is Dohee~]

[Harang: Maknae, let’s get it on~]

[Harang: Dohee, you know how to swim, right?]

[PD: Everyone!! You can’t fall into the ocean right now! We won’t be able to film!]

- LOL, the unnies can’t stand it when she gets to do something pretty by herselfㅋㅋㅋ

- At least the PD saved Doheeㅋㅋㅋ

After finishing a simple game and a standing long jump on the beach, the members returned to the dorm.

As soon as they opened the doorknob, the members stopped as if they had stiffened.

[Harang: Gasp! What is this?]

- ...?

- What is it?

- Ah, seriouslyㅡㅡ What is it?

- They cut it off here?! Aaaah

After the commercial ended—

A huge refrigerator had appeared out of nowhere in the living room.

The members looked startled by the refrigerator placed in the middle of the dorm, but they immediately went into business mode.

Dohee approached the refrigerator first and flung the door open.

The inside of the refrigerator came into view.

It was packed full of a single kind of beverage.

[Dohee: This is... the world’s number-one cola in sales, my absolute favorite. And it’s a new flavor... lime?!]

[Hana: It’s even zero-calorie, so it won’t burden those of us on diets, will it?]

[Ye-eun: Oh... My mom likes it too!]

[Seoyun: It’s easy for men and women of all ages to enjoy!]

[Sera: Ah! So refreshing! (drinking the cola)]

[Chaerin: I want to drink it every day!]

The fans burst out laughing at the members’ exaggerated, textbook-reading delivery.

- LOL, what is this PPL?

- What is there for you guys to diet forㅠㅠ

- Wow! Cola! Lime flavor! Zero calories!

└ Haha, I guess I should run to the convenience store right now?

└ Our girls like it~

- They’re good at acting~^^

[Seoyun: But Dohee, isn’t this a double beverage endorsement for you?]

[Dohee: Huh?]

The familiar interview segment was inserted again today.

[Q: Ms. Dohee, there’s controversy over you having double endorsements.]

[Dohee: Uh... It was something the production team told me to do...]

[Q: We know nothing about that.]

[Dohee: (glowering at the production team)]

[Dohee: Actually, my one-year contract ended while we were filming *Jeodol*! Hehe.]

- Why is she so cute when she goes from glaring to smiling brightlyㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└ LOLㅋㅋㅋㅋ She’s seriously adorable

- Lee Dohee, today I officially appoint you from bride candidate to my bride.

└ Dohee really got caught by a weird guy...

- Yeah, if the contract’s over, then it’s all good!ㅋㅋㅋ

- Ion Sweat, rehire Lee Dohee as your model immediately

└ LOL, but the model’s fee went up after just one year.

After the PPL commercial break ended—

The PD gathered the members and pointed to a tray on the dining table.

[PD: Everyone, you must be hungry! Today’s menu is!]

[Members: Waaaah~!]

[PD: I haven’t revealed it yet, everyone...]

- LOL, their reactions are so generous

- Why are these kids so good at variety shows?

- They’ve got audition-show experience. Rookie idols with prior experienceㅋㅋㅋ

A flashback showed the scene from their first day at the dorm, when some of the members had called out for meat.

Returning to the present, the members licked their lips.

[Harang: Holy crap, that looks delicious!]

[Seoyun: Ah, because of Lee Dohee, we had jeyuk-bokkeum that day.]

[Dohee: If you’re unhappy, then beat me.]

[Ye-eun: We’re finally getting beef...]

- LOL, Ye-eun must have really wanted it

- I want to feed Ye-eun everything she wantsㅠㅠ

[PD: But we can’t just give it to you~]

[Members: Booooo~]

[Seoyun: Don’t be so stingy with food~]

[Harang: Even Hana unnie gives us plenty to eat!]

[Hana: Why am I being brought into this?]

[PD: Everyone... Are you going to act like this even when you go on other variety shows...?]

Another interview segment was inserted.

A completely unfamiliar, drained-looking face sat on a chair.

[Q: Please introduce yourself.]

[???: Hello... I’m the main PD, Yun Boseong...]

[Q: We heard you had something to say.]

[PD: It’s hard because the members don’t listen to me very well...]

- The PD’s suddenly getting an interviewㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- Ah, the editing is fucking hilariousㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- Boseong hyung, please take good care of our girls^^

- You can’t stop active middle and high school girlsㅋㅋㅋ (except Hana, of course)

└ Ahem!!! Hana is also a fresh-faced twenty-one-year-old

The PD somehow managed to persuade the members and started the game.

[PD: Duru?]

[Chaerin: Rugi! (confidently)]

[Hana: What the hell is “dururugi”? You’re doing that on purpose, aren’t you? It’s duruchigi, Chaerin!]

And, just as expected, Chaerin continued her procession of wrong answers.

[PD: Bai?]

[Chaerin: Bai...?]

[Harang: She’s going “bye-bye.” It’s violin! Violin!!!]

[Sera: Chaerin.]

[Seoyun: Ah, Gong Chaerin!]

[Dohee: No, even Ye-eun unnie got it right. What are we supposed to do if you can’t get it?]

[Ye-eun: Why am I... I’m doing fine...]

- LOL, why is Chaerin so bad at games?

- Dohee’s smirk is fucking hilariousㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[PD: Heori?]

[Chaerin: It hurts...]

[Seoyun: Hurricane, cane!!! Ah, I’m going crazy. PD, please change the game!]

[Ye-eun: Aaaaaah! Gong Chaerin!]

- I’ve never seen Ye-eun have a fit beforeㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└ LOLㅋㅋㅋㅋ For real, why is Ye-eun so funny todayㅋㅋㅋㅋ

└ Ye-eun really wanted that meatㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- Why is their reality show so primitively funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Dohee: Is this funny? (dead serious)]

[Chaerin: Sorry...]

- I thought she was talking to me and got scared for a second;;

- Gasp... Is Dohee secretly an experienced pro...?

- Dohee, spit on me, look down on me, step on me

└ Sir...

[Harang: You’re a disgrace to our rap line, Gong Chaerin.]

[Dohee: You got one wrong too, unnie. What are you talking about?]

[Harang: Hmm... Mine was a mistake!]

- Did anyone else see Hana flinch when she said “I only got one wrong”?ㅋㅋㅋ

└ Right?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

- Maknae on top ㄷㄷ Dohee is the real power in the group

└ You say that, but the maknae was almost forced into the waterㅋㅋㅋ

└ LOL, she’s really just the members’ beloved plushie

└ For real, just look at Sera—she’s always hugging Doheeㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Meanwhile, the exhausted PD’s interview appeared again.

[Q: ...Fighting.]

[PD: I’m having fun... Haha.]

[PD: Ha...]

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