"Why would you become a tour guide when you have no sense of direction?"
    "Because there's one path I'll walk with you for a lifetime, and it's always fresh."
    "Do you say that to every female tourist?"
    "I'm a tour guide. If I can't find my way around and can't speak well, won't the tourists beat me to death?"
    "I want to beat you to death right now!" 
    (The author has a completed daily life and occupation novel, "God-level Tony Teacher", so please feel free to dive in!)